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The SS100 is the most obviously charismatic of all the sports cars
built in the Thirties and Forties. It has a long, louvred bonnet,
huge headlights with built-in mesh covers to protect the lenses
from stones thrown up by vehicles you are pursuing in the Alps,
and a snarling exhaust note.
Add to this acceleration which still allows the driver to mix it
aggressively in modern traffic and a simple, understressed engine
which is completely reliable, and you have the perfect toy for a
rich, but slightly retarded, male.
I have had one in the garage for nearly my entire motoring life.
At one point, when they were very cheap, I had two (the car auctioned
by Robert Brooks last week is not my “real” car, which
features in the Diaries and presently reposes in a shed at Saltwood,
but the “support” version which I hardly ever used).
I’ve never actually taken a driving test. At the end of the
war there was some kind of procedure whereby you could get a provisional
licence with a demob certificate and then after a bit it got upgraded.
I was long on theory, short on practical experience.
As far as I was concerned there were two positions for the clutch
- in or out; either the engine was connected to the transmission
or it wasn’t. This made manoeuvring in confined spaces, such
as the garage of my parents’ house in Hampstead, somewhat
abrupt. And they were relieved when I substituted the SS for my
first car, a 1926 6½ litre Bentley weighing nearly three
tons, which I had bought for £325 on long leave from the 1945
summer half at Eton.
I mastered by experimentation the knack of going round corners
in the wet. The SS was not, repeat not, the same as the old Bentley
in this kind of situation. Indeed on the way home from buying it
(opening that very day an overdraft with the Clydesdale Bank, an
admirable institution with which I don’t think I have ever
been in credit since) I accelerated firmly and confidently on the
rain-sodden woodblocks which at that time formed the road surface
where Fitzjohn’s Avenue branches off from the Finchley Road.
The car spun right round. Passers-by cheered. This was generous
of them. All I can say is that I’ve never spun a car since,
not right through 360 degrees anyway. A little later - and more,
I thought, accomplished - I learned about the front-wheel skid.
Road bone-dry, but going far too fast; tight corner, granite wall,
hub gouges, king-pins shear, tense flesh strikes brittle aero-screen
- as Ted Hughes might put it.
God was certainly kind in those days, just as he was 30 years later,
to my sons. And if anyone is thinking “he should have been
punished” - well he was, lying awake until the small hours
night after night, waiting for my children’s return, knowing
exactly how over-confidence and the need to show off causes young
people to drive idiotically no matter how fervent and well-grounded
is the advice given to them by their elders.
In my own youth I undertook some epic drives in the SS. Once in
June I got to Skye from London in a day, helped by the midnight
sun. But I was then so exhausted that I slept round the clock and
missed the only opportunity to get round to Coruisk in fine weather
(an expedition I have still not accomplished).
I took her to Portugal and “left the road” as a climax
to a long duel with some locals in a new (1948) American Ford. They
sportingly stopped and towed me out of the ditch. American cars
were boss in those days, particularly the big Chryslers and the
Lincoln-Zephyrs with Columbia axles which could absolutely sing
away from the Jaguar on long hills.
I did, however, once have a fabulous race with Nubar Gulbenkian
from Estoril to Sintra. He was in the back of a chauffeur-driven
Buick Super, with the hood down and a very ornamental lady by his
side. The chauffeur wasn’t really up to it and I expect the
wind, in every sense, affected the passengers. Anyway we almost
dead-heated to the cathedral square in Sintra, where I posed for
a photograph.
While I was an undergraduate I kept the car in the Morris Garages,
a long tunnel of a place with a glass roof, formerly stabling I
would think and now demolished, for seven shillings and sixpence
(that’s about 38p) per week.
Undergraduates were not allowed cars until their last year, so
I just spent the evenings polishing. That paintwork must have taken
more coats of beeswax than a Louis XV commode. But sometimes, late
at night, I would run the risk and drive out on to the Witney straight
where in still air you could get a speedometer reading of 100mph.
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